Field Trip! (Of the Flip Collective variety)

 

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Click through image above to read my piece on Flip Collective this week, “Killers Drink Coke.” If you’re too lazy to scroll up, you can click here, too. Excerpt below:

Late last year, I stumbled upon an article titled “Last Meals Before Execution,” featuring, as one might suspect, a slideshow of death row prisoners and their last meal requests, a priceless receipt of unparalleled morbidity courtesy of US taxpayers. It is most likely I was rerouted to such a fine piece of literature after looking for one too many recipes for kale online – perhaps the universe’s way of telling me my skinny ass could go to hell, but that I had to have a cheeseburger first…

 

 

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